Thursday, February 21, 2013

Vomit Chic

Morning sickness got you down?  Tired of having to throw up in non-chic and inexpensive receptacles?
Have no fear --  the Morning Chicness bag is here!
No really.

It's here.

Right.........................there:

Buy a pack of 10 for only $7.50 plus shipping and handling!  That's nothing to spit at!

For Your Snotty Baby

Darn those stuffy noses!  Using those old blue bulb aspirators is so 1990.  Give your child personal attention, by personally sucking the snot out of his or her nose!  The NoseFrida Snot Sucker can be yours for only $15 ---  hurry!  Order one TODAY!

Plastic Mini Caucasian Baby Favors

What better baby shower party favor IS there?   I'm thinking they'd be awesome in a jello mold. The jello could be the placenta.  Mmmmm!














I KNOW you just NEED to have these -- you can buy some for yourself right HERE

The Centerpiece of All Centerpieces


For the baby shower... how about a terrifying monkey head made out of fruit?