"Whoo Hoo! I'ma gonna go to a party! I'ma hopin' to sniff me some poop!!"
So ring out women's squeals across America as they prepare to go to baby showers, hoping against hope that the hostess will have soiled diapers for them to laughingly play with in "The Diaper Game".
Allow me to explain.
First, the hostess gets a bunch of diapers and a variety of chocolate candy bars.
She then melts said candy bars (separately) and aggressively smears the diapers with the newly created poop facsimiles.
Women will then line up eagerly to shove their fingers, noses, and/or tongues into the faux fecal matter and with raucous joy place their bets.
Is diaper #3 housing Baby Ruth or perhaps Almond Joy? Or is it maybe a game of Poop Roulette with The Real Thing in diaper #5?
Whoo. Hoo.
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