Friday, March 8, 2013

Sniff a Poo Baby Shower Game

"Whoo Hoo!  I'ma gonna go to a party!  I'ma hopin' to sniff me some poop!!"

So ring out women's squeals across America as they prepare to go to baby showers, hoping against hope that the hostess will have soiled diapers for them to laughingly play with in "The Diaper Game".

Allow me to explain.

First, the hostess gets a bunch of diapers and a variety of chocolate candy bars.  

She then melts said candy bars (separately) and aggressively smears the diapers with the newly created poop facsimiles.


Women will then line up eagerly to shove their fingers, noses, and/or tongues into the faux fecal matter and with raucous joy place their bets. 

Is diaper #3 housing Baby Ruth or perhaps Almond Joy?  Or is it maybe a game of Poop Roulette with The Real Thing in diaper #5?

Whoo. Hoo.

Afraid you won't purchase all the right items for this complex and exciting game?  Heck, you can buy it in a kit right HERE   

Mmmmmmmyummy!


Monday, March 4, 2013

Git Along, Li'l Baby

Well buff my belt buckle and call me Suzy, these here cowboy boots complete with spurs are just what every 0 - 6 month old child needs!  So cute!  So cuddly! So darned "heelarious".

And if you want your little darling to get a jump on the others when it comes to learning all about debt and handling money, look at this adorable little way of cutting her teeth in the credit card industry!

Both of these fine items and more can be found at HEELARIOUS , home of the original baby high heels.